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I Don’t Like Chat Up Lines.

“Get your coat, you’ve pulled.”

Pulled what?”

“You know what I mean.”

“Do you?”


“Know what you mean.”

“Erm. Yeah.”

“You don’t sound so sure.”

“Oh, I’m sure, alright.”

“So I get my coat. What then?”

“We could go to my place. Or yours. I don’t mind, I;/”

“What then?”


“What then? Once I am at your place. Or mine.”

“We could get naughty.”

“What do you class as naughty?”

“You know.”

“Do you?”



“Stop mucking me about.”

“Why am I?”

“Because you know exactly what;/”

“But I want to know if you do.”



“Know what!”

“You know…”

“No I don’t know!”

“You don’t?”


“Didn’t think so.”


“Now we know.”

“Is that a no?”



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  1. Who is on first…..!!!!!


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