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I Don’t Like Chat Up Lines.

“Get your coat, you’ve pulled.”

Pulled what?”

“You know what I mean.”

“Do you?”

“What?”

“Know what you mean.”

“Erm. Yeah.”

“You don’t sound so sure.”

“Oh, I’m sure, alright.”

“So I get my coat. What then?”

“We could go to my place. Or yours. I don’t mind, I;/”

“What then?”

“What?”

“What then? Once I am at your place. Or mine.”

“We could get naughty.”

“What do you class as naughty?”

“You know.”

“Do you?”

“Jesus!”

“Where?”

“Stop mucking me about.”

“Why am I?”

“Because you know exactly what;/”

“But I want to know if you do.”

“What?”

“Know.”

“Know what!”

“You know…”

“No I don’t know!”

“You don’t?”

“NO!”

“Didn’t think so.”

“So…?”

“Now we know.”

“Is that a no?”

“Yes.”

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One response »

  1. Who is on first…..!!!!!
    Hilarious.!!
    H.

    Reply

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